flightless bird, american mouth, iron & wine
i’m not gonna pretend i’m above wanting people to use the names of my favourite charactes as nicknames for me
For a while in a psych hospital a fellow patient decided I was like Bones (from Bones, not Star Trek) and they all started calling me Bones.
No other nicknames have ever stuck.
I’m in Emily’s phone as Martin Crieff. She’s Douglas Richardson in mine. These names regularly carry through to real life.
These are our names. What are you talking about?
I actually visited Greyston Bakery today.
now I have a reason to eat more ice cream.
That is so cute! And such a great idea.
ANGLERFISH MERMAID OH MY FUCKING GOD
she looks like an illustration from a 1970s beauty product ad and I am so here for that
i feel sooooo confused about what i look like? am i fat am i skinny and i pretty or ugly i literally CAN’T TELL AT ALL. how i feel about my looks changes on a min to min basis and is mostly affected by my mood i am so confused what the HECK do i actually look like to u people. i feel like an alien in my body
this speaks to me on another fucking level.
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
Disney String Medley | performed by Music Inc.
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight" - The Lion King
"Beauty and the Beast" - Beauty and the Beast
"A Whole New World" - Aladdin
"I See the Light" - Tangled
"When You Wish Upon a Star" - Pinocchio
"Kiss the Girl" - The Little Mermaid
"Some Day My Prince Will Come" - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
"A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes" - Cinderella
Perfect love medley for a wedding (:
anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
and the awkward stupidity continues
HOW MANY VERSION FOR REAL
I wish this was exaggeration, I really do.
IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK
TO JUST BUY A TOP THAT I CAN WEAR
THAT PEOPLE CAN’T SEE MY BRA THROUGH?
True story. Until I get the company shirt, my work uniform is a white polo. So I had to buy a white polo. Not a problem, right? Polos are just heavy jersey. Shouldn’t be an issue, even if it is white.
I went through four stores because every single white lady’s polo was see-through. See-through to the point where an onlooker could pinpoint the exact location of the bleach stain on my bra.
So, in a quiet rage, I finally went to the men’s section. Wonder of wonders, the men’s polos were not see-through.
WHY? WHY IS MY PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING NOT HELD TO THE SAME STANDARDS OF OPAQUE-NESS AS MEN’S PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING?
I get most of my overshirts/jackets from the men’s section. For one, they have awesome jackets, and two— I have rather large breasts. I do not want something in cutsy glittery girly shit plastered across my chest, thank you. I get enough people that can’t look me in the eye.
my kingdom for a leather jacket with a decent curved waist
Bless this post.
Every fucking time I go out to look for a simple t-shirt, all I find are shirts that are super tight and uncomfortable for the sake of showing off your bust, have stupid sayings on them like “Lean, mean, sexy machine” (I have seriously seen shirts with those exact words), and have tiny fucking sleeves that don’t even cover your armpits (because we all have those days when we really don’t feel like shaving). Unfortunately for me, my mother thinks these shirts are cute and gets them for me constantly. :/
I like wearing “girls’ clothes” for the most part, but I wish shirts would never be see through, i could wear skinny jeans that fit my butt (seriously, everything always fits perfectly except the waistband and I don’t even have an ass), fake front pockets would be abolished, pockets would be big enough to actually be useful, and I could get a shirt that isn’t skin-tight but also not baggy as hell. You feel?
PREACH IT GIRLS